I think I might have upset Jesus with that last post because it has been one of those days.
I am now convinced that God is punishing me. Either that or I'm paranoid.
The high point of the entire day came when I topped a hill, startled a squirrel and he dropped his pecan. I screamed, "CATCH YOUR NUT!" at the top of my lungs. To a squirrel. In the road. In front of my tire.
I did not say anything else the whole day that anyone remembered or took seriously but in that instant, I made a huge impression. The kids screamed, "CATCH YOUR NUT!" randomly, but with loud ass fervor, for the rest of the evening.
God help me.
(You know, if you're not too angry.)
5 comments:
That is a GOOD catchphrase.
Killing me.
Yep. I'll be using that one.
Ha!!!!!!!
You said nut. Snicker.
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