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Owning The Panties

We are potty trained. 

Do you hear that, people? 

That's right. 

We are so trained we are now owning the panties. 

Owning them. 

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I felt a hundred times better today. 

No fever. And only three wheezing, hacking fits! 

Unfortunately, the super-antibiotic has given me super gastrointestinal distress.

And to add to my giddy humor, I started my period last night. 

Guess I need to put on my big girl panties, too.

My super-big girl overnight maxi-panties, to be exact. 

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Hey! 

At least, I'm not pregnant.

And the baby is now, what? 

Uh huh...uh huh....

Officially Potty Trained!!!!

(What do you want to bet she floats us out of house and home tonight? Anyone wanna put money on it?)