Showing posts with label accidents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accidents. Show all posts

Monday, January 21, 2013

Dr. Strangelove



The fact that she didn't jump up and kick all our asses told us it was really jacked up.  
She didn't get up at all. She cried for me.  She trembled in my arms.
The $500 x-ray later that day confirmed it. 

Zoe broke her leg. 
  Spiral fractured it, to be exact.





Two days before Easter.
But that's another story.



Monday, January 9, 2012

Light Bright


The holidays are over and the immediate danger has passed. We've all learned some valuable lessons, I think. And I found these lovely lights on clearance. You can never have enough light. (Unless, of course, you're getting it on and trying to hide a fat roll or two. But that is not the case in this entry...)


Below, you will see a little montage taken while Zoe detailed the happenings of the bathroom fire.



"Yesterday, I set my hair on fire."


"I tried to put it out but I made it worse."


"Then the alarm went off and I got the help I needed."
So, yes. The holidays are behind us and the alarms are armed. May we all make it through to Spring.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

We Didn't Start The Fire


No we didn't light it.
But we tried to fight it.




I've been actively involved in the past in rescuing residents in long term care from fires. Most have been electrical fires but God knows how many simple trash can fires I've extinguished that started with Old Dude trying to smoke it up in his room. Every single fire has happened during daylight hours. Even still I've not once considered a daytime fire in our home or that the smoke alarm would save our asses.

BEEP

We were in the kitchen sweepinglaughingtalking. A couple of Glade candles burned on the counter and in the bathroom. It smelled great. Even though Zoe had been a real pill all day, it was nice and cozy. We were discussing approaches regarding discipline. She has fully embraced a destructive phase to rival no other. I don't like it and it makes me very angry. I don't like that either.


BEEP
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I turned around and looked down the hall with broom in hand. What's that funny sound? That's the smoke alarm! Silly smoke alarm (tee hee)! It must be mistaken! Then I saw the smoke and dropped my broom. I ran. Joe ran behind me. The bathroom trash can was up in flames. It sits adjacent to the toilet paper holder and just below the towel rack. I grabbed it and threw it into the tub and started dousing it with water. It was melty but still intact.


BEEP
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Zoe was nowhere to be found. Zoe set a damn fire! It suddenly occurred to me she may be burned. We found her hiding in the back of her brother's closet. Her new braided hair extension was melted and the hair on the left side of her head was singed but her skin was not. She was not permanently disfigured or dying.


BEEP
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We opened the windows and doors. Sam paced back and forth, wringing his hands. He was afraid we could've died. I blew out all open flames and gave props to my new friend, The Smoke Alarm. Zoe sat on the sofa wearing her angry face. And if you know Zoe, that's about right. Then in the midst of it all, she fell asleep. I couldn't stop looking at the little puff of burnt hair sticking to her face.


It was very dramatic.


BEEP



Saturday, June 26, 2010

Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?



Do you think Gary Coleman had or exercised a great deal of common sense? I'm not sure he did but it's not my place to condemn him for it. He had his struggles. He was a human being after all.

We humans are a fallible and fragile bunch. And we are easily traumatized by physical and mental horrors. A week ago, I was impressed by the hard work my Dad was able to do at the age of 69 (almost). But he seemed saddened by what he can't do any longer. He talked about it quite a bit. He stopped to rest in the shade at regular intervals. He's never had to do that before. He's wearing down and he knows it.

My Mom expressed her desire to go tubing with us on our vacation in Pigeon Forge the week of the 4th. She's never gone and she's afraid it's already too late. We'll take the kiddie run but if it requires any walking in the water to get over shallow spots, it's out of the question. She can't walk without her brace and her brace won't work in the river on rocks. She urged me to do as much as I can right now. They both agreed it doesn't get any better. That I should jump in with both feet while my feet still work.

All of a sudden, I felt shot through with life and energy. I felt the need to grab the bull by the horns. I stayed up late and laughed and swam with naked friends. I ate and drank and was merry. I've been working on being more socially at ease so I accepted the invitation to the movie party. I was really excited. I said so on FB so you know it's true.

I have a right knee that pops, grinds, catches funny. I had to drop my Glide class because it stirred it up more than it helped it. I injured it roller skating as a child and it's never been any damn good. Except it has. It's gotten me everywhere I've ever wanted to go. I lost weight to help it out. It's been a good knee. I've talked about having it looked at and possible surgery. I talked about it and chugged along. It took me to the party. It took me to see a movie I've never seen. And when it was my turn to get on the trampoline for my jumping photo, it climbed up there with me. It climbed up to jump. To feel free. To have fun before it's too late to have it. To be like everyone else.

My husband didn't say much when it happened. He'd had some beer and I'm told I was very matter of fact and stoic. I simply said, I fucked my knee up. I thought that was detailed enough. When he came home last night, I asked him if he was angry with me. He said, "No, but I do wish you'd used a little more common sense." That pissed me off a little. I showed this photo to him and I'll show it to you now.


Does this look like a man using his common sense? I think it looks like a man buffered from danger by alcohol. I was stone cold sober. That was my problem. After showing him this evidence, I stuck my tongue out at him. I thought it the only sensible thing to do. I love him but sometimes, I'd like to sic Gary Coleman on him.

The Need Chronicles


I sit, I lie down, I hobble on my crutches. I've been here before. I've been worse than a little gimpy. But it's hard, going where you've already been. Some places you'd rather not tread again.

I will rest as I should. I will follow their rules. I will heal. I will be stronger than before.

Until then, I may need your help.

Movie-Thon Gone Awry

It was going to be a lot of fun. We were invited over for a projected viewing of The Thing. We filled the pool and discussed whether the alien would construct his own cover memories for this night.

Everything was set-up and ready to go.

April rode with us and enjoyed seeing Keith again.

Leah was shocked by the dipping of Jon's krahm.

Before night fell, we fooled around by getting photos of everyone in action on the trampoline.

The photos really are great.







And that's when the party ended for me. On my fourth jump, my right knee made a powerful popping sound and as I fell to the trampoline, I knew I was fucked. I sat up, rolled off the side and sat on a wooden platform to put my shoes on. I then hobbled my way into the house in a great deal of pain and emptied my clenching bowels. When I made it out to the van, I climbed in and turned on the air. I felt faint. Everyone gathered by the van window and looked in as if I was a dead woman in her coffin. They shook their heads and offered their apologies. Someone offered some pain medicine and a muscle relaxer and you better bet I took that. April acted as our designated driver and graciously drove us home.

Yesterday, I went to the Ortho. X-rays were taken, cortisone injections was administered, knee brace and crutches applied, ice, ibuprofen and Vicodin prescribed. I am to follow up on Friday, the 2nd and the day before we leave for a family vacation in Pigeon Forge, to see if I'm improved. If not, they will proceed with MRI to rule out torn acl, mcl, a bunch of cl's and the meniscus. If that is the case, I'm facing surgery after vacation. I can be thankful I didn't break my damn fool neck and that whatever I did to my knee, I did while out of school/work on Summer vacation.

And now, here I sit propped in bed, typing away and telling you all about it.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Take Care

Referred to as Descansos, a Spanish word meaning resting place, roadside memorials honor those lost in tragic automobile accidents. This particular memorial is at the end of our road. There is a stop sign and then, across the road, these crosses. Surprisingly, we have another descanso at the other end of the road also. Surprising because it's such a short road.


We set out to watch the sunset. The colors have been revved up by the recent volcanic eruption in Russia and if you haven't noticed, try to do so tomorrow night. Like I said, we went walking and found ourselves at the end of the road looking over into this chasm that claimed this guy's life. Sam is particularly interested in talking about the event and Zoe has fallen in behind him asking to hear the story of the car crash. We tell them all we know. The guy was flying. He never saw the stop sign. He never knew what hit him. 

I've been in an odd frame of mind. I'm almost embarrassed to tell you just how much I've thought of death lately. But to think of death, one must think of life. There has to be a comparison between the two. And that is just what I was doing when I looked up at the sky and took this photograph. 


Have a good night, folks. Take care of yourselves.


"We say that the hour of death is uncertain, but when we say this we think of that hour as situated in an obscure and distant future. It does not occur to us that it can have any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance".

-Marcel Proust, In Search Of Lost Time, Vol III -
The Guermantes Way, Part Two : Chapter One

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Charm

Sam broke his third window today. It's not the third one today but the third since his life on earth began. I give you my journal entry for Jan. 17, 2008...



Current mood:  cheerful 
Category: Life

Well, the computer has seen it's better day.

The kids mistook the cd/dvd burner for a chair and snapped it like a twig. Sam took a little break from the PC and managed to shatter one of the windows in the playroom...with the VCR. The VCR was fatally wounded in the attack. Zoe refused to take a backseat and doused the modem with orange soda. Rather than attempt waving a white flag, the computer I refer to as "Nellie", rolled over on it's abused side and died.


Well, obviously there was more than a window getting broken in that entry but just so you know, he broke another one over the summer with a chair.

Yeah. 
A chair.

Today, his accomplice was his T-ball game ball. It flew right across the room and right through the window. I handled it much better than when the VCR sailed out under the carport. 

He sat in time out. He lost some privileges. 

I did not lose my shit.