Monday, August 24, 2009

Owning The Panties




We are potty trained. 
Do you hear that, people? 
That's right. 
We are so trained we are now owning the panties. 
Owning them. 

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I felt a hundred times better today. 
No fever. And only three wheezing, hacking fits! 
Unfortunately, the super-antibiotic has given me super gastrointestinal distress.
And to add to my giddy humor, I started my period last night. 
Guess I need to put on my big girl panties, too.
My super-big girl overnight maxi-panties, to be exact. 

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Hey! 
At least, I'm not pregnant.
And the baby is now, what? 
Uh huh...uh huh....
Officially Potty Trained!!!!

(What do you want to bet she floats us out of house and home tonight? Anyone wanna put money on it?)



7 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I'm not putting money on that bet. Are you taking your acidophilus?

Mwa said...

Congratulations on the panties. Major step.

All This Trouble... said...

Ms. Moon - Well, she slept in a pull-up last night but no leaking at all. Oh goodness. Have I mentioned giddiness? And I am indeed taking my acidophilus. I'm drinking buttermilk and acidophilus milk. I have yogurt and some kind of fancy stuff that's for your belly. Oh, and let's hope and pray no yeast infection will spring forth. I hate antibiotics unless absolutely needed.

Mwa - Whew! Thank you!!!! And welcome to these parts.

Steph(anie) said...

Oh yeah!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Congrats, woman. Superfab.

Love, SB.

Melodious said...

I shall buy her some fancy, ruffly panties to celebrate.

Mystic Thistle said...

Well its a good photo too.