A friend asked us to go see the BBC film Planet Earth with the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra providing the score and a guest vocalist. I couldn't pass up free tickets even though the weather didn't seem favorable last night.
We were able to see the first half before the rain and lightning storm drove us under our picnic blanket. All five of us. But we still got very wet. Then the really drunk girl took her blouse off. She had five chigger bites under her left breast.
On the way home, I heard Drunky Mcdrunkerson tell my husband he looked like a sexy Ben Folds. He enjoyed the attention and her breasts were fantastic. I can't blame her for crushing on him.
Although, I happen to know he is old enough to be her father.
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I would have slapped Ms. Drunky Mcdrunkerson, Ms. Slutty Slut Pants and told her to put her damn shirt on.
But that's just me.
I know one of the members of the ASO. He plays tuba.
Well. It seemed a delicate situation. My friend thought she was inviting her guy friend to come along and he did. With Ms. Sportsbra.
Would you really have slapped her? I just came home and had sex with my sexy Ben Folds look alike husband. But that's just me.
It was the first time I've seen them. They were wonderful!
All in all it sounds like a fab Friday night to me.
I think it's a turn on when chicks hit on my husband. It happens all the time, and I love to hear his stories about it. If the girls are hot, it makes him uncomfortable. If they're old and gross, then he's just grossed out.
I'm just self centered enough to take it as a compliment.
Ms. Moon makes me laugh. I don't slap. I just smile and bat my eyelashes.
Travis - I expected you would say that.
Michelle - It didn't bother me. I thought it was funny and it's not the first time a girl has gotten a little frisky around my hubs. For the most part, he doesn't pick up on it. Many years ago we had an unfortunate scene at a friend's wedding and I promised myself as long as he was lovin' me there was no problem. It's nice to think your man is attractive to others. I get that.
*I don't think I've ever slapped ANYONE!
ATT,
This could only happen to you guys. Laugh.
I'd have beat the little ho.
You say the word and K will take care of Slutty McChlamydia.
Because we all know she has dibs on Joe when you meet your unfortunate end.
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