Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Call Me Trippy



It's trippy out there tonight. The sky is flashing and rumbling like heavy equipment. The crickets, Joe's lap steel and a million fireflies compete for my senses. It's almost too much.

We took the kids to dinner with my in-laws in celebration of Zoe's birthday. We had cake. And now she has a lot of new toys with a million pieces to spare! My stomach is cramping. Damn cake.

Today's vocabulary building word is dispassionate.


Why is my husband looking at me so dispassionately? Is it the crutches?

I can't say I appreciate it.

Dear Ol' Dad


My Dad turned 69 today. I called and sang him our silly little birthday song. Zoe stormed in and told me to "hang up and fix me some bresfess!" so the call was short lived. I want to do something special for him today but I can't imagine what it could be. Maybe a pie? A cake? I don't know. I'm not sure if I have all of the ingredients for anything!

I'll think of something. Damn this knee! I need a magic broom! Or a cake baker...

Maybe I'll just show him this video...



Rollin' Along


Today, I'm kickin' it old school with the non-low profile wheelchair, Holly Hobbie bag (complete with old reefer burn), and Power Rangers grabber. I'm humbled by how much I resemble so many of my old patients. Humbled and inspired to walk independently.

I'm cautiously optimistic. I have a timeline in mind. Our vacation will no doubt be effected by my limitations. The rest of our Summer will be spent close to home. The beginning of school/work will be challenging. I am thinking realistically.

Joe, on the other hand, is embracing my paralysis of sorts. He's making plans for these "cool, skate park-like ramps off the porches. This one here could bank as you go around and with the incline.....oh, yeah, you could get some speed up...." and when I ask why we'd need those things he just shrugs and walks off and says he doesn't know. I don't know either. The last thing I need to do is build up speed, wheelchair or no.

Today, I am not afraid. I won't plan for a future of gimpiness. Well, I've always been a little gimpy.I should say I won't plan for a future of paralysis. Heck, I once dated a quad who drove me around in his van. He was the least paralyzed person I've ever known.

I don't really know what I'm trying to say other than, I can walk without my "crunches" for a short distance. I can sleep without the brace. The swelling in my foot is improving. It's better, thank you.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Room Service


A ham sandwich and 2 quarts of (red) Crystal Light. Joe obviously does NOT want me to dehydrate up in here! This photo makes me laugh. I hope it tickles you too!

Today has been a good day. I had the wheelchair brought up from storage and it's been a lifesaver. I was able to feed the kids and load and unload the dishwasher. After I received my lovely supper in bed last night, I knew I had to begin to fend for myself. Although, I have lost 5 of the 12 lbs I've gained in the last month. Summer is hard for me. The kids eat and I eat. It's vicious. Anyway, the wheelchair is a blessing.

Our friend, Ed, brought some fruit and veggies by and sat and talked awhile. He teased me by asking if I'd collected any nice puzzle books yet. He said I was not properly convalescing if I didn't have a puzzle book. I don't. Maybe he'll bring me one. I want to recuperate fully!

I also took my first shower in three days. Boy, that was nice. Nothing like getting so fresh and so clean after you've not been for a while. I'm sure the family doesn't mind either. But my crowning achievement of the day is bearing a bit of weight. The doctor clearly stated I could if I felt I could. And I did. It wasn't bad at all. I'm very pleased.

Nothing like having the rug pulled out from you. One can't stagnate when there are so many little goals to accomplish.

*Fist Pump!*

I Can Be Anything





Happy Sunday.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?



Do you think Gary Coleman had or exercised a great deal of common sense? I'm not sure he did but it's not my place to condemn him for it. He had his struggles. He was a human being after all.

We humans are a fallible and fragile bunch. And we are easily traumatized by physical and mental horrors. A week ago, I was impressed by the hard work my Dad was able to do at the age of 69 (almost). But he seemed saddened by what he can't do any longer. He talked about it quite a bit. He stopped to rest in the shade at regular intervals. He's never had to do that before. He's wearing down and he knows it.

My Mom expressed her desire to go tubing with us on our vacation in Pigeon Forge the week of the 4th. She's never gone and she's afraid it's already too late. We'll take the kiddie run but if it requires any walking in the water to get over shallow spots, it's out of the question. She can't walk without her brace and her brace won't work in the river on rocks. She urged me to do as much as I can right now. They both agreed it doesn't get any better. That I should jump in with both feet while my feet still work.

All of a sudden, I felt shot through with life and energy. I felt the need to grab the bull by the horns. I stayed up late and laughed and swam with naked friends. I ate and drank and was merry. I've been working on being more socially at ease so I accepted the invitation to the movie party. I was really excited. I said so on FB so you know it's true.

I have a right knee that pops, grinds, catches funny. I had to drop my Glide class because it stirred it up more than it helped it. I injured it roller skating as a child and it's never been any damn good. Except it has. It's gotten me everywhere I've ever wanted to go. I lost weight to help it out. It's been a good knee. I've talked about having it looked at and possible surgery. I talked about it and chugged along. It took me to the party. It took me to see a movie I've never seen. And when it was my turn to get on the trampoline for my jumping photo, it climbed up there with me. It climbed up to jump. To feel free. To have fun before it's too late to have it. To be like everyone else.

My husband didn't say much when it happened. He'd had some beer and I'm told I was very matter of fact and stoic. I simply said, I fucked my knee up. I thought that was detailed enough. When he came home last night, I asked him if he was angry with me. He said, "No, but I do wish you'd used a little more common sense." That pissed me off a little. I showed this photo to him and I'll show it to you now.


Does this look like a man using his common sense? I think it looks like a man buffered from danger by alcohol. I was stone cold sober. That was my problem. After showing him this evidence, I stuck my tongue out at him. I thought it the only sensible thing to do. I love him but sometimes, I'd like to sic Gary Coleman on him.

The Need Chronicles


I sit, I lie down, I hobble on my crutches. I've been here before. I've been worse than a little gimpy. But it's hard, going where you've already been. Some places you'd rather not tread again.

I will rest as I should. I will follow their rules. I will heal. I will be stronger than before.

Until then, I may need your help.

Movie-Thon Gone Awry

It was going to be a lot of fun. We were invited over for a projected viewing of The Thing. We filled the pool and discussed whether the alien would construct his own cover memories for this night.

Everything was set-up and ready to go.

April rode with us and enjoyed seeing Keith again.

Leah was shocked by the dipping of Jon's krahm.

Before night fell, we fooled around by getting photos of everyone in action on the trampoline.

The photos really are great.







And that's when the party ended for me. On my fourth jump, my right knee made a powerful popping sound and as I fell to the trampoline, I knew I was fucked. I sat up, rolled off the side and sat on a wooden platform to put my shoes on. I then hobbled my way into the house in a great deal of pain and emptied my clenching bowels. When I made it out to the van, I climbed in and turned on the air. I felt faint. Everyone gathered by the van window and looked in as if I was a dead woman in her coffin. They shook their heads and offered their apologies. Someone offered some pain medicine and a muscle relaxer and you better bet I took that. April acted as our designated driver and graciously drove us home.

Yesterday, I went to the Ortho. X-rays were taken, cortisone injections was administered, knee brace and crutches applied, ice, ibuprofen and Vicodin prescribed. I am to follow up on Friday, the 2nd and the day before we leave for a family vacation in Pigeon Forge, to see if I'm improved. If not, they will proceed with MRI to rule out torn acl, mcl, a bunch of cl's and the meniscus. If that is the case, I'm facing surgery after vacation. I can be thankful I didn't break my damn fool neck and that whatever I did to my knee, I did while out of school/work on Summer vacation.

And now, here I sit propped in bed, typing away and telling you all about it.

Zoe's After Party Was Grrrrreat!

Too bad she missed it due to bedtime at my Mom's. Winkwink. Nudgenudge.


I decided to pull a party double-header and have an "adults only" party after Zoe's pool party.

We had a nice turn-out and my friend, April, who I haven't seen since 1992 came to what she called one of the infamous Calmpound parties. She's been my FB friend for some time and here I will plug Facebool for not being entirely evil if you handle it correctly.


My husband and the twinkle in his eye.


Keith tells us he has blisters on his fingers.


Leah laughs. She's a happy sort.

Along with April came a lawn game by the name of Kubb. It's a mix between bowling and chess.

Joe scored first and did a little victory dance.
It steamed up my lens!

Leah laughed...






This new Kubb was so much fun we went a little redneck and pulled the cars out on the lawn for music and light. I couldn't imagine anything more fun than Cornhole but I think this is!


April made individual key lime pies with Tequila and Triple Sec.
This is photographic evidence of one of many little pie accidents.


Little alcohol pies were just what we needed. Leah dropped this one first on the sweater then right on the krahm. She's still laughing...


Skinnydipping? Yeah. There was some. But not while the cameras were rolling. We had a hard enough time getting any flattering pool pics with our suits ON!

See?

Then we went all sexi. But just for a moment.


We partied till 2:30 am.On a Tuesday. It was good for the soul. Well, for everyone except maybe Ed. That's him, below, abandoned by the rest of us, shivering in the dark depths alone. Hatching evil revenge plans no doubt.


I hope you have good times and good friends. I do.

Zoe's Flower Power Pool Party



Zoe stayed in a long as she could then announced she was "so tired of these big, splashy kids!"


So she had some tasty party food while she "cooled off."





Proof that a speedo can be cute as pie on the right guy!


Mmmmm.....
Tastes like Summer!



She said she "had a great 4th birthday" on Tuesday.

And I say she rocked her kool-aid mustache.



Pooling Our Resources


One week and one day ago, we took a mad dash to the local BJ's Wholesale and picked up a 15' x 42" Intex Easy Set pool. We decided to purchase it for Zoe's birthday. She'd asked for a jump party at Monkey Joe's but the party and pool price were comparable. We thought it best to invest in something we could all continue to enjoy.

The next morning, we sauntered out to find a level spot. Mom made lemonade and we settled on a levelish spot with partial shade. Joe was golfing in a tournament with his Dad so we decided to throw the pool up and surprise him. Dad thought a load of sand would level it up nicely. While he went for sand, I watched the instructional DVD.

We put the sand out. Even though I voiced concern it would shift and needed a box frame around it, my Dad assured me it would be fine. We rolled the pool out and began to inflate the top air ring. After 33 years my Dad's air compressor picked the most inopportune time and went kaput. Then the storm rolled in for another healthy dose of foreshadowing.


We began to fill the pool when the storm clouds passed by. The pool almost immediately began to lurch to one side. Remember I said the site was level-ish? The pool may be "ready for water in 15 minutes" but if isn't level you're wasting precious water and time. You cannot fool water. It is in cahoots with gravity and there is nothing to be done about it but to level things out. We hauled out the sump pump and filled buckets to water the garden.


By the end of the day, we'd watered the garden by carrying many buckets of water. We'd attempted to level the sand again. We did a good job but still not level. It took more water to figure this out. Which meant more buckets to be carried to the garden and flower beds. And when all was said and done, I looked like this and still had no pool to show for it.


We vowed to get it the next day. And even though we didn't, we did finally get it together by Monday night. On Father's day, my husband and my Dad dug the trenches with pickaxes to lower a wooden framed box around the sand so we could build up the site and finally get it level. I did mention the need for this in the beginning but I was told it could be "eyeballed". By Sunday night they had a box filled with about 1/4 of the sand we actually needed. Turns out our eye balls were way off.


I spent Monday helping Dad shovel sand out of the bed of his truck into the box. It took four loads and it was as Magnum says, "Africa hot." We worked really hard all day and when it was over he was shocked I'd worked so hard. He seemed proud even. I told him all I wanted was a pool for my kids to swim in and I was determined to get it for them. And we did.